Showing posts with label batrani. Show all posts
Showing posts with label batrani. Show all posts

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Batranete


Un batran mergea pe o strada cu prostituate. Una striga la el:
-Hai mosule sa probam!
-Nu mai pot fata mea!
-Nu-i nimic incercam!
Se duc in camera si batranul face 3 numere de zile mari.
-Parca ziceai ca nu mai poti.
-De f...t mai pot, de platit nu mai pot....

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Joke of the day


A Older Man was working out in the gym when he spotted a gorgeous young lad.
The Older Man asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "Try the ATM in the lobby."
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