People Of Walmart (Sexy And I Know It - LMFAO)

More WalMart unbelievable...

WalMart girls (II)

I didn’t know I could buy a table dance at Walmart too!
It'’s “bring sexy back”, not “bring sexy across your whole back-side”!
Honey, when I'm done the potatoe salad, can ya pass the dog food!
I know they look good, but tell me, are they even?
Like removing the flip-flops makes a big difference ???
Doesn't the flowered bra just bring the whole outfit together?
You go girl! This summer its all about the layered look?
No Sir, I'm not coming back into the store with you, .......I paid for the melons.
Oh good! A gutt-crack instead of all those butt-cracks!
Bought a paper shredder yesterday... love it! love it!
Please tell me, she's wearing a thong!
To do list: ...... quick stop to the candy isle before bartending at Bubba's Bar & Grill
Did she just sink one in the side pocket? Or would that be a slam-dunk?

Stuff them in your pants!

Wal-Mart Girls

Yeah, the ankle weights are going to make a BIG difference!
Nothing runs like a Deere!
Dang, its hot in here, good thing I clipped the legs on these pj's.
Oh dear God! This must be what a cougar is?
Should I buy the pies or plain bread?
If you woke up in good spirits this morning, this should ruin the rest of your day!
So! Exactly how many sizes too small would you say this outfit is?
Is that injured foot from kicking your own ass, for wearing that out in public?
Look carefully. Can you believe more than one person bought these shorts?
Yes folks, Hershey’s has a new Butterscotch Chip!

Wal-Mart Cake

It took me a second, but make sure you read the story under the picture.
Keep in mind this actually happened. This cake is for someone who was moving ..



Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer:' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Walmart Employee: 'Lemme ax what you want on da cake?'
Customer:'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.