High-class

Dyson vacuum

WalMart girls (II)

I didn’t know I could buy a table dance at Walmart too!
It'’s “bring sexy back”, not “bring sexy across your whole back-side”!
Honey, when I'm done the potatoe salad, can ya pass the dog food!
I know they look good, but tell me, are they even?
Like removing the flip-flops makes a big difference ???
Doesn't the flowered bra just bring the whole outfit together?
You go girl! This summer its all about the layered look?
No Sir, I'm not coming back into the store with you, .......I paid for the melons.
Oh good! A gutt-crack instead of all those butt-cracks!
Bought a paper shredder yesterday... love it! love it!
Please tell me, she's wearing a thong!
To do list: ...... quick stop to the candy isle before bartending at Bubba's Bar & Grill
Did she just sink one in the side pocket? Or would that be a slam-dunk?

Stuff them in your pants!

Wal-Mart Girls

Yeah, the ankle weights are going to make a BIG difference!
Nothing runs like a Deere!
Dang, its hot in here, good thing I clipped the legs on these pj's.
Oh dear God! This must be what a cougar is?
Should I buy the pies or plain bread?
If you woke up in good spirits this morning, this should ruin the rest of your day!
So! Exactly how many sizes too small would you say this outfit is?
Is that injured foot from kicking your own ass, for wearing that out in public?
Look carefully. Can you believe more than one person bought these shorts?
Yes folks, Hershey’s has a new Butterscotch Chip!

Another tragic planking death!

Superwoman

V-ati dori ca jumatatea voastra sa arate asa?









...si cireasa de pe tort!

Do not eat CHOCOLATE!!!

Warning About Chocolate

DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE?

We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope you will throw yours away whenever you get given any from now on. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. This is what happens when you eat chocolate!

This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about. It could happen to you......or them.

Chocolate will make your feet small!!