Yeah, the ankle weights are going to make a BIG difference!
Nothing runs like a Deere!
Dang, its hot in here, good thing I clipped the legs on these pj's.
Oh dear God! This must be what a cougar is?
Should I buy the pies or plain bread?
If you woke up in good spirits this morning, this should ruin the rest of your day!
So! Exactly how many sizes too small would you say this outfit is?
Is that injured foot from kicking your own ass, for wearing that out in public?
Look carefully. Can you believe more than one person bought these shorts?
Yes folks, Hersheys has a new Butterscotch Chip!