Saturday, March 10, 2012

A conversation in heaven

Hi! Wanda.


Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

I froze to death.


How horrible!

It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from

the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?


I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV.

So, what happened?


I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running

all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.


Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.

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